NEWSFLASH: Obama Smokes!

Of all the things concerning the president-elect about which I actually give a damn, this would never make the list. 

Journalists spent so much time researching the money spent on Sarah Palin’s wardrobe, I wonder if any of them bothered to tally up the cost of Obama’s nicotine cravings.  Is he in favor of a cigarette tax?  He’ll hold back the sea, but will he resurrect Big Tobacco?

I wanna know, man.  This is, like, important stuff!


2 Responses to “NEWSFLASH: Obama Smokes!”

  1. 1 cft999 December 17, 2008 at 10:19 am

    It is bizarre that he hasn’t fully quit yet … even the most powerful man on Earth can’t put down the cancer sticks.

    Imagine the fuss if, say, Sarah Palin lit up from time to time?

  2. 2 Travis December 18, 2008 at 9:34 am

    If we ever learned that Palin lit up from time to time, in short order we’d know:

    –what brand she prefers
    –how many she smokes
    –the names of the businesses from which she made her purchases
    –the average yearly expense incurred
    –whether tax-payer money ever funded her little habit

    It’d be a storm.

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